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Excerpt from an idiot ordinance

What constitutes a violation?

The following constitutes an establishment's violation under the ordinance:

* Tolerance of smoking inside the premises;
* Failure to post the required "No Smoking" signs (signs posted at entrances are adequate);
* Presence of ashtrays, lighters or matchbooks where they are accessible for indoor use (smoking accessories may be stored inside as long as they are not readily accessible to patrons for use);
* Retaliation against employees, applicants or customers who complain.